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Top 10 Punjabi Chutkule Edition 1




Jokes – 1

Chan te likh deva nam tera, eh mera dil chahnda a. Par…

Ik te mera hath uthe tak nahi janda a
Dusra, Eh khayal dupehar nu aanda a.


Jokes – 2

Dear dost! Je kade tera ikale da panga 10 bandiyan nal pe jave ta mainu bula lai.

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Main kade kise de kut paindi nahi dekhi…


Jokes – 3

Ik vari bohot sare lok CM Sahib di kothi samne ikathe ho ke nahre maran lagge: “CM Sahib Zindabad, CM Sahib Zindabad”

Deputy CM: CM Sahib, assi ehna lokan nu na bijli diti na pani dita, fir v eh lok sanu zindabad zindabad kiyon keh rahe ne.

CM: Oye putt, eh oh lok ne jehde inverters te generators supply karde ne.


Jokes – 4

Santa to Banta: Main tere 64 de 64 dand tor dene ne.

Laloo: 64 nahi 32 dand hunde ne, phaji.

Santa: Mainu pata c tu v vich bolna a, iss lai tere v vich gin lye.


Jokes – 5

Girl to teacher: Sir, class de sare munde meinu bhua bhua kehnde ne.

Teacher: Kon kon ehnu bhua kehnda hai, hath kada karu.

Sante to bina sab ne hath kada kar lita.

Teacher: Sante, tu ehnu bhua nahi kehda?

Santa: Sir, mein te ehna sab da FUFFARH han.


Jokes – 6

Bhikhari: Saab, coffee peen vaste 20 Rs de do.

Saab: Par coffee te 10 Rs di aandi a.

Bhikhari: Naal girlfriend vi a.

Saab: Wah! bhikahri ho ke girlfriend vi bana lai a.

Bhikhari: Nahi saab, girlfriend ne bhikhari bana dita a


Jokes – 7

Punjabi Jat to Jatti: Darling aj barsat da din hai. Koi eho jehi romantic gal kar k mere dono paer zameen ten a lagan.

Jatti: Moya fansi lai la.


Jokes – 8

Santa to Banta: Main tere 64 de 64 dand tor dene ne. Laloo: 64 nahi 32 dand hunde ne, phaji. Santa: Mainu pata c tu v vich bolna a, iss lai tere v vich gin lye.


Jokes – 9

Dear dost! Je kade tera ikale da panga 10 bandiyan nal pe jave ta mainu bula lai. Main kade kise de kut paindi ni dekhi…


Jokes – 10

Ik accident hoya, bohot bheer ikathi ho gi. Santa Kumar nu agge ja ke dekhan da moka nahi c mil reha. Clever Santa cried: Hai mera bapu? Bheer ne Santa nu agge jan dita. Agge ja ke dekhya ta? …khota marya pya c !!!!

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12 Responses to Top 10 Punjabi Chutkule Edition 1

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  7. sumit sharma says:

    Puthe ohi joke

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